Woody Allen Just Like R Kelly

What’s the difference between the crusty milk carton, and the rusty gas can? Woody Allen has been molesting children for decades. He is still married to his child bride, Soon Yi Priven. Everyone knows it’s his step daughter. Soon is angry at Allen’s ex, Mia Farrow, for labeling her husband a pedophile. They don’t call him Woody for nuthin…

Babi Engelhardt admits that she slipped the old head her phone number. She told Woody Allen that she was 16 and in High School. Not only did he smash the teen, he coerced her into a threesome with Mia! Was Manhattan inspired by Babi? Let her tell it.

IMDB reluctantly reviews Manhattan:

The life of a divorced television writer dating a teenage girl is further complicated when he falls in love with his best friend’s mistress.

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Woody Allen was for everybody…as long as they were under 18. Babi Engelhardt claims her, Mia, and Woody used to get high off Kush and hump like rabbits.

Then she decided the relationship was too “twisted” to stomach.

“I felt sick. I didn’t want to be there at all, and yet I couldn’t find the courage to get up and leave. Looking back now, that’s exactly what I needed. While we were together, the whole thing was a game that was being operated solely by Woody.”

When the bills and normal life kicked in, Babi reached back out to Woody Allen. He sent the senior hag an invitation to a sushi dinner.

 

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“If you’re ever in New York I would love you to meet my wife- she’d like you. If you’d like I’d call and perhaps we could ALL get together.”

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